Red Zeppelin: the SUPREME FW17 ACCESSORIES COLLECTION might be the most random one yet

The SUPREME FW17 ACCESSORIES COLLECTION is nearly here, and it’ll make you really, really want to buy a collapsible shovel.

You might think last year’s infamous Supreme brick was hard to beat when it comes to unnecessary branded knick-knacks, but the new collection proves that there’s no limit when you’re prepared to put a logo on absolutely anything. This time round we’re treated to everything from Everlast boxing robes to a dual-branded Fender guitar. And when we say everything, we mean everything: the famous red box logo has been slapped onto inflatable blimps, Nike basketball shooting sleeves, hair clippers, chopsticks, a toboggan, and a perspex-encased stack of bank notes, amongst many other objects you won’t ever need but now desperately want anyway.

As always there’s also a wide range of luggage including backpacks, side bags and duffels, with the highlight being a flamboyant set of leopard print fleece bumbags. An Arabic logo print appears on face masks, while the pile fleece balaclavas will ensure that you’re the most steezy guy at the bank robbery. Rounding things off, there’s a set of skateboards decorated with this season’s ‘blood and semen’ print as well as artwork from legendary skater Mark Gonzales.

The SUPREME FW17 ACCESSORIES COLLECTION will be launched on 17 AUGUST at the brand’s London, Paris, NYC and LA locations, followed by an online release slated for 24 AUGUST. Take a look at some highlights below, and hit the banner to shop the drop once it goes live.